hokey shmokes people.

Hi(-:

teh lawlz...

http://www.youtube.com/user/norrisnic?feature=mhw4#p/a/u/0/pE92HA0ke_g

dope..

Foetus:)

Why the earth revolves.

Yes because I have faithfully published to this blog thing everyday since creation, ( no dummy! Not of the earth, of this blog!) For any who care, which will be ypu, if you are reading this, yes I am still weird and crazy. And no I don't know why I'm writing this except that I felt slightly embarrased (sp?) to go out into public for fear of someone asking me, "hey what did you post on your blog today?" I would either have to lie, and say, "about Sarah Palins new book" or I would have to tell te truth and say, "lawl" obviously I would choose to lie. Need I say more?

If you comment I'll hunt you down and kil-....shake your paw.

You can edit this!:D

LOoooooooooOOol

Posting by request.

hinny..

More to catch up on.. Slowpokes

I'm over-rated.

Okay now.......

"I feel funny."

A word to the foolish....

Why do people say, "oh, I did whatever when I was younger", obviously it was when you were younger. You can't do something in the future yo. Feel free to not comment...

I was hibernating..I think I still am..go read another blog yo!

Jelly beans

I like jelly beans, they are yummy.

my new jump/drop(:

stay tuned children.

Lolcats lol

Lolcats came home, ftw sons!

more in '08

when i'm not riding 1 of my 2 bikes or talking with 1-145963 of my 145963 girls(:P) i may be using this.....

My New Wheels.

me on a log by some water and grass looking at some mountains across the water and smelling a fire from someones firepit while getting my picture....

...taken by a moose(it didnt fit in the title)

so it was way past time for an update.. so I decided to once again to strain my brain to come up with a post that would inspire and encourage and inflate you all! don't mind the inflate part, but anywys I couldn't telly think of anything flammable that sounded good! so I decided to make random post with words that makes as much scents(I know it's a spelt like that) as eating blueberry flavoured pickles while watching Saturday morning reruns on the telly! which I've never done which is why it doesn't make sence! instead of inspiring and all that other junk I chose in the stead to tell you one reason I made my blog! but you'll have to keep reading cause I wanna tell you about a bat that woke me up last year first.. so here's how it goes... last year, sometime, my bro ( I have 4)not saying which one for lawsuits sake) tol me to help him catch a bat as I was readying myself to sleep! he tol me there was a bat by our bathroom that was in a towel and I need to come catch it! I however did not believe this unnamed individual because it sounded as ridiculous as this post does! so anyways I brushed him off an went to sleep:) however it was the worst choice I made in that single minute, because there really was a bat! but I didn't know it yet..anyways I drifted off into a peaceful sleep, however was awakened in the wee hours of the morning because of a flapping I was hearing! i completely forgot about the bat and was in confusion what I wa hearing so I switched on my lamp and saw the small black bat swooping at me as I ducked down into my bed! I was very annoyed and not in the slightest bit scared( idk why! I should have been ...bats are poisones(sp?)which I later found out from my brother the living dictionary!) so being very annoyed I let the bat have my room that night and picked up my blanket and went and fell back to sleep on a couch:).. if you wanna know all the details ask me later! there's only to many to type! as I was saying before if you are still Reading this... one of the reasons I made my blog..... is to... apologize for never posting enough!
I hope you enjoid!
ps..... skip all my typing errors! I didn't edit it:)

so people are wanting a new post...here 'tis

this lil fella i know

falafel

Jin yag shamack and skoomey ayegshamaaij=P

Weight.

I finally put on some weight:)

Boy I really need to post!=P

Weirdness.

First day of biking this year:)

This is my title:)

This is my post:)

Do you like it?

Ohhh what a joy!

Enjoi:)

Later this evening I will be heading to my cabin by the sea in... Umm .. Parksville I believe it is. Well I will miss you all very much, (sniff sniff) I really will. So please, don't hate me. I am only a poor boy who was forced to go to his weekend beach cottage. Please pray that I can come back before Wednesday. Anyways I really think that when your chewing excel gum you need to chomp a little bit harder to get the full burst of flavour. With trident however, you really dont bed to chomp much at all. Juicy fruit is another story. Thats why I never wear brown shoes on thursdays. Because on most thurdays most people lose just a fraction of theie vision and go slightly colour blind. I know this because of the studies i carrued our with professor David Shlimenjaz. Professor Shlimenjaz's job is really just professing things. Which is why we call him a professor. Quite amusing eh? Also I found a great website that has influenced me greatly. Fasttracktocashflow.com everyone wants to have POSITIVE CASH FLOW!, you can have that by doing what it says on the website. Because time is money, dont waste it, go check out the website. Now! Stop reading this. Your wasting your money. Go NOW! Okay now.. If your still reading this you dont know how to obey instructions. Thats not good you know. Tell me your name so that i can mark you down on my list. Tell me, quit trying to pretend your not reading this. Tell me your name, dont lie! Do it Now! Okay my rant is over, remember, positive cash flow. Power team ftw baby! :P

Rich Dad.

www.fasttracktocashflow.com

I like ghost stories!

Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling.

more ftw

Getting there.

A little mishap of mine. (:

Enjoy watching me in pain. :P

Shalom:)

So going to rock Israel. See you in Chicago. :P

:)

yup..

Truth Church-Where the men are the squarest, and the women are the fairest. :P

Credit goes to Dave and his very great mind.

One of the many..

Just for you:P

The Greatest Book of 1851!

Click here.

Vatermelon.

What in the world?

2020 internationally, globally, and worldwide.

Apparently some out of town girls would like me to begin an international version of my 2020. So, I will be working on that asap. This may take a little bit however because of such an overwhelming outcome here in Calgary. Keep checking back for updates=P

Should I stay, or should I go now?

This is a new post.(even though it has been posted before)

sorry for the lack of posts, I have been busy working on my 2020 vision ;P

Putting My Knee Out Of Joint!

pause it at 6 seconds and you will see it out of joint:S

Over The Hill Today Peeps!

W

i pwn no0bs

My 2020 Vision

As some of us Canadians have heard our pastor talking about his 2020 vision, I, also have a burden for Calgary and I have developed my own 2020 vision.

By 2020, I believe I can have 20 girlfriends within 10 minutes of me wherever I happen to be in Calgary or the surrounding communities/towns. Of course I can not do this on my own, so, I will be needing your help(if you are a girl within my age group in the Calgary and area region). If you would be willing to help me with my vision, and you are a girl, PLEASE COMMENT!!

Thank you all for your consideration,

Yours Truly,

Birdie W.

Halloween Night Party.

Elvis, Princess Diana in the back, Steve Irwin, Some Guy.. and

My crocodile is eating Princess Diana

Queen Elizabeth

And that odd guy again..

Hobbes and Wellington

Wellington

Hobbes on the steps.

Wellington on the hunt.
Hobbes eating the mouse she caught while Wellington is looking at Hobbes eating

ivku

i vill kill you, do you need to be killed. i can kill you once for $99.99 or i have package deals of five kills for $399.99. weekend are more, $149.99.

ps..luke i can kill you for free..

Stick with Bushy

Proness.

O My, what skill!

Tag the stag...or something like that...

6 unspectacular things about me.
1. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister.
2. I enjoy biking and snowboarding, and other sports that can cause bodily harm very easily.
3. I am a contributor to The Worlds Finest News Source.
4. I have several things I dont need.
5. I like taking pictures.
6. I stuck with Bushy!!


Rules:

1. Link the person that tagged you.

2. Mention the rules on your own blog

3. List 6 unspectacular things about you or your group.

4. Taggify 6 other bloggers.


I tag,
you.....

Communism.

Fellow comrades, I apologize for my posts and the lack thereof. However I have gotten a life since the lack of my posts. As a faithful communist I would recommend you check out www.pancakeworldnews.blogspot.com. My dear comrades have been keeping communism in my top priorities.


My father in communism as well as my father from birth has recently purchased me a camera with money from a store. Hopefully I vill capture some good, "shots". Ya see what I'm sayin??


Stick with Bushy.

Comrades.

Recent update.

Congratulations to Luke for programming the internets also known as the World Wide Webber...thanks to him I am able to make a new post vhich all of you have been impatiently vaiting for. I vould recommend for you to check out Pancake News to see our latest and greatest posts. You can do so by clicking here, here, or here, also you can reach it here.

Now onto a more serious note...
Why are lemons yellow, and why arent lemons cube shaped?




To find out click any of the links above.

Acceptance!!

As I heard on the last night of Camp in 08.

The love of the Lord is more satisfying then the love of a women.

The Way I View Most Women.

Girls to me are like flies, I have to keep swatting them away.

New Post

This is a new post. Do you like it?

Vote Lemon.

Apologies.

Sorry for the lack of posts everyone...you all know my very busy schedule in my business. This weekend was a very busy weekend for me. I was constantly meeting many CEO's from Microsoft and Apple. I had to fly down to Seatlle for a dinner with Bill. I caught a quick flight home on my personal aircraft to coach my little league hockey team. Yea...see I told you im a busy man.

Good one fool.

Something you shouldn't hold while trying to thumb a ride.

Im burning up peoples...I am gunna have one wicked tan..lol...doesn't it really stink for those of you who are in Calgary right now? :P

One more reason to own a Mac.

Warning!

STAY OFF THE FLUME!!

The shortest giant or the tallest midget?

According to some evangelastic preaching, Goliath was about 20' tall. According to good math and Google, Goliath was about 9'8" tall.

And we all wonder why David whooped him, this is because he was only half as big as he seemed.

Please do not drown...at least try your best not to.

Riddle

What is red, yellow, black, and white?

YC 08

YC 08 was.......

Wall ride on our shed.

Cool pic
(I miss poor little Q.)

Q and his best friend Polar!

Zion

The Doorkeepers of Zion,
They do not always stand
In helmet and whole armour,
With halberds in their hand;
But, being sure of Zion,
And all her mysteries,
They rest awhile in Zion,
Sit down and smile in Zion;
Ay, even jest in Zion;
In Zion, at their ease.
The Gatekeepers of Baal,
They dare not sit or lean,
But fume and fret and posture
And foam and curse between;
For being bound to Baal,
Whose sacrifice is vain,
Their rest is scant with Baal,
They glare and pant for Baal,
They mouth and rant for Baal,
For Baal in their pain!
But we will go to Zion,
By choice and not through dread,
With these our present comrades
And those our present dead;
And, being free of Zion
In both her fellowships,
Sit down and sup in Zion --
Stand up and drink in Zion
Whatever cup in Zion
Is offered to our lips!

The Way I See It # 263

"Run when you can, walk when you have to, crawl if you must, just never give up."

Youth Conf

Only a few days away until, Spring Breakthrough!

Wednesday Night

Thurday Night

and 

Friday Night (with a banquet to follow)

Saturday (Ski trip)

Revelation.

I was born at a very young age....how about you?

Happy Valentines Day to you Luke....and everyone else.

(dont get creeped people)

LOL

A definite fail.

Yay for Bush!

FIAL?

Im the guy with the short legs....can you see me?