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12.31.2008

Should I stay, or should I go now?

12.08.2008

This is a new post.(even though it has been posted before)

sorry for the lack of posts, I have been busy working on my 2020 vision ;P

11.26.2008

Putting My Knee Out Of Joint!




pause it at 6 seconds and you will see it out of joint:S

11.25.2008

Over The Hill Today Peeps!

11.24.2008

W


11.14.2008

i pwn no0bs


11.10.2008

My 2020 Vision

As some of us Canadians have heard our pastor talking about his 2020 vision, I, also have a burden for Calgary and I have developed my own 2020 vision.


By 2020, I believe I can have 20 girlfriends within 10 minutes of me wherever I happen to be in Calgary or the surrounding communities/towns. Of course I can not do this on my own, so, I will be needing your help(if you are a girl within my age group in the Calgary and area region). If you would be willing to help me with my vision, and you are a girl, PLEASE COMMENT!!

Thank you all for your consideration,
Yours Truly,
Birdie W.

10.31.2008

Halloween Night Party.

Elvis, Princess Diana in the back, Steve Irwin, Some Guy.. and

My crocodile is eating Princess Diana


Queen Elizabeth

And that odd guy again..

Hobbes and Wellington

Wellington
Hobbes on the steps.
Wellington on the hunt.
Hobbes eating the mouse she caught while Wellington is looking at Hobbes eating

10.20.2008

ivku

i vill kill you, do you need to be killed. i can kill you once for $99.99 or i have package deals of five kills for $399.99. weekend are more, $149.99.

ps..luke i can kill you for free..

10.10.2008

Stick with Bushy


10.08.2008

Proness.



O My, what skill!

10.04.2008

Tag the stag...or something like that...

6 unspectacular things about me.
1. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister.
2. I enjoy biking and snowboarding, and other sports that can cause bodily harm very easily.
3. I am a contributor to The Worlds Finest News Source.
4. I have several things I dont need.
5. I like taking pictures.
6. I stuck with Bushy!!


Rules:


1. Link the person that tagged you.
2. Mention the rules on your own blog
3. List 6 unspectacular things about you or your group.
4. Taggify 6 other bloggers.


I tag,
you.....

10.03.2008

Communism.

Fellow comrades, I apologize for my posts and the lack thereof. However I have gotten a life since the lack of my posts. As a faithful communist I would recommend you check out www.pancakeworldnews.blogspot.com. My dear comrades have been keeping communism in my top priorities.


My father in communism as well as my father from birth has recently purchased me a camera with money from a store. Hopefully I vill capture some good, "shots". Ya see what I'm sayin??


Stick with Bushy.

10.01.2008

Comrades.

8.18.2008

Recent update.

Congratulations to Luke for programming the internets also known as the World Wide Webber...thanks to him I am able to make a new post vhich all of you have been impatiently vaiting for. I vould recommend for you to check out Pancake News to see our latest and greatest posts. You can do so by clicking here, here, or here, also you can reach it here.

Now onto a more serious note...
Why are lemons yellow, and why arent lemons cube shaped?




To find out click any of the links above.

8.09.2008

Acceptance!!

As I heard on the last night of Camp in 08.

The love of the Lord is more satisfying then the love of a women.

7.20.2008

The Way I View Most Women.

Girls to me are like flies, I have to keep swatting them away.

6.24.2008

New Post

This is a new post. Do you like it?

6.12.2008

Vote Lemon.

6.02.2008

Apologies.

Sorry for the lack of posts everyone...you all know my very busy schedule in my business. This weekend was a very busy weekend for me. I was constantly meeting many CEO's from Microsoft and Apple. I had to fly down to Seatlle for a dinner with Bill. I caught a quick flight home on my personal aircraft to coach my little league hockey team. Yea...see I told you im a busy man.

5.23.2008

Good one fool.


Something you shouldn't hold while trying to thumb a ride.

5.15.2008

Im burning up peoples...I am gunna have one wicked tan..lol...doesn't it really stink for those of you who are in Calgary right now? :P

4.28.2008

One more reason to own a Mac.


4.26.2008

Warning!


STAY OFF THE FLUME!!

4.23.2008

The shortest giant or the tallest midget?


According to some evangelastic preaching, Goliath was about 20' tall. According to good math and Google, Goliath was about 9'8" tall.

And we all wonder why David whooped him, this is because he was only half as big as he seemed.

4.18.2008

Please do not drown...at least try your best not to.

4.09.2008

Riddle

What is red, yellow, black, and white?

4.08.2008

YC 08

YC 08 was.......

3.31.2008


Wall ride on our shed.
Cool pic
(I miss poor little Q.)


Q and his best friend Polar!

3.26.2008

Zion

The Doorkeepers of Zion,
They do not always stand
In helmet and whole armour,
With halberds in their hand;
But, being sure of Zion,
And all her mysteries,
They rest awhile in Zion,
Sit down and smile in Zion;
Ay, even jest in Zion;
In Zion, at their ease.
The Gatekeepers of Baal,
They dare not sit or lean,
But fume and fret and posture
And foam and curse between;
For being bound to Baal,
Whose sacrifice is vain,
Their rest is scant with Baal,
They glare and pant for Baal,
They mouth and rant for Baal,
For Baal in their pain!
But we will go to Zion,
By choice and not through dread,
With these our present comrades
And those our present dead;
And, being free of Zion
In both her fellowships,
Sit down and sup in Zion --
Stand up and drink in Zion
Whatever cup in Zion
Is offered to our lips!

3.18.2008

The Way I See It # 263

"Run when you can, walk when you have to, crawl if you must, just never give up."

3.17.2008

Youth Conf

Only a few days away until, Spring Breakthrough!


Wednesday Night

Thurday Night
and 
Friday Night (with a banquet to follow)

Saturday (Ski trip)

2.28.2008


2.22.2008

Revelation.

I was born at a very young age....how about you?

2.18.2008

2.14.2008

Happy Valentines Day to you Luke....and everyone else.
(dont get creeped people)
LOL

2.10.2008

A definite fail.


2.09.2008


Yay for Bush!

FIAL?


2.07.2008


Im the guy with the short legs....can you see me?

2.02.2008




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1.24.2008

Lukes comment.

Blogger No Name...Peter said...

It's really important that people realize that DJ is now walking around on terra firma with nerdy Paul Frank spectacles... Everybody please highlight this with a pink highlighter.

1.21.2008

Riddle


Who has been dumped twice and enjoys GTing and beating up little children?

1.14.2008

Lukes bathroom.


1.13.2008

The merits of toast


1. It is crunchy

2. You can spread peanut butter on it

3. Bachelors can make it

3a. It has no knowledge or deductive powers

4. It should not cause bloating or flatulence

1.11.2008

1.09.2008

IF!

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being d, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son!

Rudyard Kipling

1.04.2008


WOW!